Australia is a dangerous place.
If you’re headed there, watch out!
All joking aside, Australia has lots of deadly things…but so does everywhere else. Is Australia dangerous? Not much more than anywhere else in the world.
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If you already live there, congratulations on being alive.
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Angela
6 June 2011
LOL truly dangerous!
Adam
3 August 2010
Oh man! How could you forget! And thank you for actually commenting, Michele!
Michelesberry
3 August 2010
HAhahahahahahaha! I almost forgot about this map!
Brooke, WhyGo Australia
17 May 2010
My boyfriend has to wrestle a croc every day before work. And the hoop snakes… have you heard about them?
Brooke, WhyGo Australia
17 May 2010
My boyfriend has to wrestle a croc every day before work. And the hoop snakes… have you heard about them?
Gourmantic
9 April 2010
Australia is even more dangerous than what's on this map. I should know, I live there! Kangaroos hop in the middle of downtown Sydney and attack people :P
That's why There's Nothing Like Australia! We like poking fun at ourselves.
Cornelius Aesop
6 April 2010
You gotta watch out for them Killer Kangaroos!
Anil
3 April 2010
That is too awesome :)
Adam
3 April 2010
Oh drop bears.
Chris - The Aussie Nomad
3 April 2010
Look at you all… haha. I've survived Australia for 29 years, nothing to worry about. Just watch out for drop bears those guys will eat you alive.
Adam
2 April 2010
“full of death” haha!
I wonder why Australia doesn't advertise that in all their brilliant tourism marketing?!
Adam
2 April 2010
That would be the worst! At least with a dingo, you'd expect the baby to be stolen.
Adam
2 April 2010
Survival of the fittest!
purplekat99
2 April 2010
too funny (and too true)
love it!
Stephanie
2 April 2010
I am more afraid of Australia than anywhere else I'm visiting in my RTW. It just seems so… full of death.
Amazing anyone survives to adulthood there.
beersNbananas
2 April 2010
What design. What composition.
Also I don't see any crazy huge Vampire Bats represented on this map. I don't think they can kill you, but they can definitely steal your small infant out of its carriage.
marta@atravelaroundtheworld
2 April 2010
we survived, evviva!
Adam
2 April 2010
eek! Thanks, Susan… you're not the first to tell me that. :/
I'll have to figure something out.
Susan
2 April 2010
I've been having such a hard time commenting on your blog lately by the way! I think it's my slow comp.
Susan
2 April 2010
That's awesome.