It’s Pride Month again so we’re about to hear the “Love is Love” phrase a gazillion times. But what is love? For gay couples, it can mean just about anything.
Grab your rainbow-colored binoculars and get ready for a journey into the wild and wonderful world of gay relationships. Today, we’re leaving no sequin unturned as we explore the comical and quirky sides of love among men who f*ck men. Buckle up, because gay relationships are more than their stereotypes (kind of).
Now, before we proceed, let me assure you that this is not your grandma’s guide to relationships. We won’t be discussing candlelit dinners or long walks on the beach (although those are delightful too). Oh no, my friends, we’re diving headfirst into the side-splitting, laugh-out-loud moments that make gay love so. much. fun! (and sometimes miserable, lol)
From the Dynamic Duos who finish each other’s sentences to the Tech Geeks who communicate solely through memes, we’ll uncover the hilarious types of gay couples that roam this fabulous planet. And don’t worry, we’re leaving no stereotype unchallenged – because love knows no bounds, and laughter knows no limits. Happy Pride!
So, whether you’re a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community, an ally trying to make sense of gay relationships, or just curious to see what some of my actual relationships have looked like in the past, buckle up and enjoy this silly list about the types of gay relationships.
The 12 Types of Gay Relationships You Probably Already Know
The 10 types of gay male relationships, based on my experience. It’s probably not entirely healthy, but I’ve been known to adapt my personality to my partner on occasion. Here’s what I’ve seen and experienced in my handful of serious gay relationships:
The Dynamic Duo
These couples are like two peas in a fabulous pod. They finish each other’s sentences, know exactly what the other is thinking, and their synchronized dance moves are a sight to behold.
Dynamic duos practically inseparable, and you’ll often find them showing up to parties in matching outfits that they swear they didn’t plan.
The Odd Couple
This pair is the living proof that opposites attract. One is organized and tidy, while the other is a whirlwind of chaos. Their home is a constant battleground between cleanliness and clutter.
Somehow, odd couples manage to strike a balance and keep their love alive amidst their never-ending debates about proper folding techniques and where to store the spare socks.
The Social Butterflies
These guys are the life of the party and have a calendar that’s busier than a beehive. They’re always on the go, attending social events, galas, and pride parades.
Their (often) super-gay Instagram feeds are a colorful collage of group photos, extravagant costumes, and countless hashtags. You can always count on social butterflies to throw the most fabulous gatherings and parties, complete with disco balls and glitter confetti.
The Tech Geeks
When they’re not busy binge-watching the latest sci-fi series or discussing the intricacies of coding, this couple is inseparable from their gadgets.
They communicate through memes, emojis, and obscure internet references. Their shared love for technology keeps them connected, even if they sometimes spend date nights side by side, glued to their screens, passionately debating the pros and cons of the latest iPhone.
The Foodie Fanatics
These partners are on a never-ending quest for the perfect avocado toast and the most mouthwatering macarons in town. They are constantly exploring new restaurants, experimenting in the kitchen, and sharing food photos that could rival any gourmet magazine.
Their love language is a well-cooked meal, and their kitchen is their happy place, where they bond over spatulas, spices, and culinary adventures.
The Competitive Couple
These guys turn everything into a friendly (or not-so-friendly) competition. From board games to sports, they can’t resist the thrill of trying to outdo each other.
Their game nights are legendary, filled with playful taunting, dramatic victory dances, and the occasional “accidental” cheating. But at the end of the day, they know that their love is the ultimate prize.
The Pet Parents
Move over, parenting books. These guys have mastered the art of raising fur babies. Their Instagram feeds are filled with adorable pet pictures, and their conversations often revolve around topics like the best organic dog food or which brand of catnip drives their feline friend crazy.
They celebrate their pets’ birthdays with more enthusiasm than their own and are known to throw pet-themed parties complete with doggy treat buffets and kitty fashion shows.
The Adventure Seekers
For this duo, life is one big adventure. They’re always on the lookout for the next adrenaline rush, whether it’s skydiving, rock climbing, or exploring uncharted territories in their trusty camper van. Their idea of a perfect date involves hiking to breathtaking vistas or trying out extreme sports.
Their love blossoms amidst heart-pounding moments, and they believe that the couple who ziplines together, stays together.
The Netflix and Chilled
These partners have mastered the art of binge-watching. They’re the kings of cozy nights in, complete with pizza delivery and a well-curated Netflix queue.
Their shared love for TV shows and movies knows no bounds, and they often find themselves engaging in heated debates about plot twists and character development. Beware, spoiling their favorite series may result in swift retribution!
The Dance Floor Divas
This couple can’t resist the allure of the dance floor. They’re always the first to hit the club and the last to leave. Their moves are so infectious that they can turn even the most boring party into a wild dance extravaganza.
From twerking to voguing, they’ve mastered every dance style and never shy away from a dance battle. They’re living proof that the couple that dances together, stays together.
The Circuit Queens
These guys are the life of every circuit party. They live for the pounding beats, the dazzling light shows, and the electrifying atmosphere. Their wardrobes are filled with an array of sequined tank tops, neon accessories, and enough glitter to make a unicorn jealous.
They’re always up to date on the latest DJs and can spot a fabulous remix from miles away. Their love story is a non-stop dance party, complete with fabulous outfits and epic after-party stories.
The Sporty Ones
This couple is always on the move and loves all things sports-related. They bond over their shared love for fitness and competition. You’ll often find them cheering passionately at sports events, whether it’s soccer, basketball, or even curling.
They’re always up for a friendly game of tennis or a challenging hike up a mountain. Their weekends are filled with gym sessions, protein shakes, and hilarious stories of their misadventures on the sports field.
Remember, these types of gay relationships are meant to be fun and light-hearted. Sure, they might seem like stereotypes, but every gay couple is unique and can’t be defined solely by these categories.
Love comes in many shapes and forms, and it’s the individual quirks and shared laughter that make each gay relationship truly special.